To the thousands of fans who come to the SCW arena month in and month out to cheer me on, The Greatest Professional Wrestler EVER in the Pacific Northwest! I
won't be able to show up to another packed house, though I don't think it will sell out without me there... I will be in Los Angeles playing a whole
lotta' rock n' roll. Because thats what happens sometimes when you have real talent. Unlike some of these numb skulls that show up to worship my skills
on the mic and in the ring. I am pleased to announce that Hoss Tull will be running the Ace's challenge this month. I'm sure he won't have a
problem destroying another green horn and flushing his dreams down the toilet! He'd be joining me in LA having drinks on the Sunset Strip, but he's
decided to take care of business so I can go hang out with Hollywood strippers and get a little sunshine, oh and play a huge show at the Viper Room. Some times
there are more important things in life then some cheap ass rasslin' titles, and rat face fans! But don't faint! I will return to the SCW next month,
and somebodies gonna' get DOUBLE hurt because I have to wait to show my superior wrestling skills. As for now, buy your ticket and watch Hoss Tull decimate
some idiot! HA!!!

